Up@dawn 2.0

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Group 1- [news network], I didn't know you had a PhD in Pharmacodynamics! [Komron MacLean]

(Case 50)
Dear editor,

    Have scientists really found a cure for AIDS? Or just a way to boost your ratings this week? Please stop using false, hot button words to draw ignorant viewers to your weekly mindless debaucheries. You're starting to piss me off.



(Case 49)

Since the government is already ileum deep in our personal lives, they should require all people to maintain a living will. That way, future Ms. Schiavos will spend less time entertaining our Congress so they may return to kissing babies and high-fiveing professional athletes.

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